Can fat people go skinny-dipping? Can you be a closet claustrophobic? Do cemetery workers prefer the graveyard shift? Do hungry crows have ravenous appetites? Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime? Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations? If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors? [And why do they call it 7-11?] If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success? If a funeral procession is at night, do folks drive with their lights off? If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap? If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages? If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest, will it make a sound? If buttered toast always lands butter side down and a cat always lands on its feet, what would happen if you tied a piece of buttered toast to the back of a cat and dropped it? If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation? If the cops arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent? If you're cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right? Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them would they still grow? Only to be troubled and insecure? Is it possible to be totally partial? Is there another word for synonym? Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"? Should vegetarians eat animal crackers? What do you do when you see an endangered animal that eats only endangered plants? What's another word for thesaurus? When companies ship Styrofoam, what do they pack it in? When it rains, why don't sheep shrink? When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs? When you open a bag of cotton balls, is the top one meant to be thrown away? Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all"? Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii? Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM? Why do they report power outages on TV? Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways? Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle? Why is brassiere singular and panties plural? Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo? Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio? Why is the word abbreviation so long? Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds? Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food? You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?