BARD - verb.  Past tense of the infinitive "to borrow." Usage: "My
brother bard my pickup truck."

JAWJUH  - noun.  A highly flammable state just north of Florida.
Usage: "My brother from Jawjah bard my pickup truck."

MUNTS  - noun. A calendar division. Usage: "My brother from Jawjuh
bard my pickup truck, and I aint herd from him in  munts ."

IGNERT  - adjective. Not smart. See "Auburn Alumni." Usage: "Them
N-C-TWO-A boys sure are  ignert !"

RANCH  - noun. A tool. Usage: "I think I left my  ranch  in the
back of that pickup truck my brother from Jawjuh bard a few munts
ago."

ALL  - noun. A petroleum-based lubricant. Usage: "I sure hope my
brother from Jawjuh puts all  in my pickup truck."

FAR  - noun. A conflagration. Usage: "If my brother from Jawjuh
doesn't change the all in my pickup truck, that things gonna catch far ."

Y'ALL  -- noun. A degree of rotation. Usage: "There are three
degrees  of Southern rotation: Pitch, Roll, and  Y'all ."

BAHS  - noun. A supervisor. Usage: "If you don't stop reading these
Southern words and git back to work, your bahs is gonna far you!"

TAR  - noun.  A rubber wheel. Usage: "Gee, I hope that brother of
mine from Jawjuh doesn't git a flat tar in my pickup truck."

TIRE  - noun. A tall monument. Usage: "Lord willing and the creeks
don't rise, I sure do hope to see that Eifel Tire in Paris sometime."

HOT  - noun. A blood-pumping organ. HOD  - adverb.  Not easy.
Usage:  "A broken hot is hod to fix."

RETARD  - Verb.  To stop working. Usage: "My granpaw retard at
age 65."

TARRED  - adverb.  Exhausted. Usage: "I just flew in from Hot-lanta,
and boy my arms are tarred ."

YUSTACUD - phrase meaning "lost abilitity". Usage: I caint read so
good. I yustacud, but not no mo."

RATS  - noun.  Entitled power or privilege. Usage: "We Southerners
are willing to fight for our rats."

LOT  - adjective.  Luminescent. Usage: "I dream of Jeanie in the  lot
brown hair."

FARN  - adjective.  Not local. Usage: "I cudnt unnerstand a wurd he
sed...must be from some farn country."

DID  - adjective.  Not alive. Usage: "He's  did, Jim."

EAR  - noun.  A colorless, odorless gas (unless you are in LA).
Usage: "He can't breathe ... give 'em some ear !"

BOB WAR  - noun. A sharp, twisted cable. Usage: "Boy, stay away
from that bob war fence."

JU-HERE  - a question. Usage: " Juhere  that former Dallas Cowboys'
coach Jimmy Johnson recently toured the University of Alabama?"

HAZE  - a contraction. Usage: "Is Bubba smart?" "Nah ...  haze
ignert."
(Special thanks goes to Jack Dohme for today's wurd)

SEED  - verb, past tense. VIEW  - contraction: verb and pronoun.
Usage: "I ain't never seed New York City ...  view ?" (Special thanks goes to
Jack Dohme for today's wurd)

HEAVY DEW  - phrase.  A request for action. Usage: "Kin I heavy
dew me a favor?" (Special thanks goes to Marilyn Sallee for today's wurd)

WARSH  - verb.  To clean.
SQUARSH  - noun. A vegetable (also verb - to flatten). Usage: "
Warsh that squarsh , Bubba .... you don't know war its been!"