A software developer guy is a walkin' down the street, and he hears
a voice from the sidewalk. He looks down and sees a frog. The frog
says,"Hi, I'm really a beautiful princess. Pick me up, give me a
kiss, and I'll let you gaze at my beauty for an hour".

So the sw guy bends down, picks up the frog, puts her in his pocket,
and keeps walking.

So the frog says, "HEY! Wait a minute, let me out!". The sw guy
pulls the frog out of his pocket. Now the frog says, "If you kiss
me I'll turn into a beautiful princess and you can sleep with me
tonight!"

The sw guy puts the frog back into his pocket.

"WHAT? HEY, get me out of here!". He pulls the frog out again.
"Kiss me! I'll turn into a beautiful princess and I'll give you
great sex for a whole year!!!" Back into the pocket. sw guy keeps
on walking.

"WAIT A MINUTE! GET ME OUT OF HERE! Please, take me out of your
pocket!" So the sw guy does, and the frog asks him, "What's the
deal here? I promise you a beautiful princess and great sex for a
year, yet you keep putting me back into your pocket!?"

And the sw guy replies "I'm a software developer. No time for sex.
But a talking frog is WAY COOL!"