Actual Newspaper Headlines
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Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
Farmer Bill Dies in House
Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
Teacher Strikes Idle Kids
Reagan Wins on Budget, But More Lies Ahead
Stud Tires Out
Enraged Cow Injures Farmer with Ax
Plane Too Close to Ground, Crash Probe Told
Miners Refuse to Work after Death
Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
Stolen Painting Found by Tree
Never Withhold Herpes Infection from Loved One
If Strike isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last a While
Red Tape Holds Up New Bridge
Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
Man Struck by Lightning Faces Battery Charge
New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?
Arson Suspect is Held in Massachusetts Fire
British Union Finds Dwarfs in Short Supply
Ban On Soliciting Dead in Trotwood
Deaf College Opens Doors to Hearing
Air Head Fired
Old School Pillars are Replaced by Alumni
Some Pieces of Rock Hudson Sold at Auction
Sex Education Delayed, Teachers Request Training